Monthly Archives: November 2010

A Little Diversification

This is something SlantShack can get behind. Diversify your investment portfolio by buying into a CSA (Community Supported Agriculture) platform. Mention your cow holdings upstate next time you are talking stocks, bonds and real estate with the Donald. He’ll be … Continue reading

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Hot & Smoky Southwestern Salad

Ingredients: 4oz Hot & Smoky Jerky With REDRUB™ Whole head/bag of your salad green of choice 10 Cherry Tomatoes 1/2 can of black beans 1/2 can of corn 1/4 small red onion (thinly sliced) 1/2 Avocado Ranch Dressing to taste … Continue reading

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Jerky Spring Onion Dip

Ingredients: Sour Cream 3 scallions, finely chopped 2oz Original SlantShack Jerky™, food processed (if you don’t have a food processor, finely chop). Salt & pepper to taste Instructions: Blend all ingredients (save a sprinkle of jerky for garnish) Refrigerate until … Continue reading

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Turkey + Jerky

Ahh Thanksgiving. The smell of that turkey basting in its own oily juices can only mean three things: you’re drunk, Christmas is seriously close, and it’s time to shower. Same old, same old, I know. But I’m here to tell you that … Continue reading

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Panacea

Dear Dr. McGurk: I have trouble maintaining my composure in the pocket. Mind you, I’m no spring chicken, but my heart is in the right place. I left it all out there on the field. But there is some question … Continue reading

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Another Hike Inside Your Brainisphere!

Hey Shackies and slanties! I have just returned from SO MANY LEVELS of dream-venturing to bring you YOUR OWN SECRETS!!!! I HAVE IT ON GOOD “psychic” AUTHORITY that you are going to eat JERKY. When/where/why??? That’s not up to me!!! … Continue reading

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Jerky in the News – Late August/September/Early October Edition

SSJ was in the NEWSPAPER. Like, the real actual paper. Yeah. (But I can only link to the online version, obv). Check us out in the Wall Street Journal’s story about start-ups specializing in customization. Also, check out the sexy … Continue reading

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A Scene of Jerky Consumption and Expulsion: A Celebrity Endorsement*

Michael Strahan’s bathroom. The walls are covered in NY Giants memorabilia. He sits on the toilet, reading An Essay Concerning Human Understanding by John Locke. The telephone is pressed to his ear. STRAHAN: Yeah, doc… No, it’s just that… Yes, … Continue reading

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What Would Bacchus Do?

Dear Dr. McGurk, I was enticed to your product by a friend of a friend of a friend of an acquaintance from a swinger’s party. There was something of a misunderstanding when I said I was looking for someone to … Continue reading

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Muscle Suits

DEAR MUSCLE MASSES!!! Now is as good a times as any to GET SERIOUS about pro-teins. Proteins is a fancy science-man word for THE THING THAT YOU SUMMON STRENGTH FROM. You can fine them in rocks, presidents, and most of … Continue reading

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