VIEW CARTHey Sharebrokers and Stockhavers,
Can we talk about sadtimes? PLEEEASE!?
Sadtimes are a real thing that happens all-the-time. FOR LITERALLY! The
other day I found out that I was never going to meet a dinosaur. Got
REAL, REAL sad. Wouldn’t you!?! Then some Juan said that we were still
in a war, (which is basically a sadtimes with guns) and that just made
things WORSE!
What I’m saying to jew is, do you have trouble sleeping because of all
the bad things you done? Do you ‘wich there is something you can do
to “make things right with that man God”?? Do you secretly hope these
thing could involve food/stuffs???
I HAVE NEWS FROM THE FUTURE FOR YOU!!!
They now have a kind of meat that makes “IT ALL OKAY!!!” This meat is
called “A JERKY” (le jerque for all you Franchise) and it is both a
food AND a stuff!!!! All you have to do is 1) purchase a WHOLE LOAD OF
IT, 2) pray into it and use it to venerate you pillow at night (when
that God-man does his magics), and 3) EAT THE NEWLY HOLY JERKY IN THE
MORNING!!! YOU WILL FEEL ON FIRE WITH THE LOVE OF A THOU-SAND UNIVERSIES!
Don’t just do it because I told you, DO IT BESAUCE I’M RIGHT!!!
I DIED FOR YOUR SHINS!!!,
Ron Shortsweather
