“True Grit(s)” ?!! Gross. Who likes grits? Haven’t seen the film, but based on my uninformed assumption I’m gonna say this film was: BLAND– needs some spice. ‘nother drink.
Here’s what I have to say about Inception: It’s a thing-inside-a-thing-inside-a-thing. I felt like I was watching a turduckin…which I just sampled. What ever happened to one meat at a time? Like cow? Or simple movies about cowboys? I can have one more drink?
Yeah, it’s so fun! Oh yeah. Ok… Black Swan. Well, much like the blackened prawn Beth made, it was somewhat appetizing because it was so hot but ultimately lacking and left insecure girls feeling sad that they can’t eat something different…oh no…more food.
Don’t even get me started on the Toy Story 3. I felt a similar sentiment whilst consuming Asian-inspired: (Bok) Choy Curry Tea. The three flavors just don’t mesh. Like the stories of Toy, sometimes you have to give up after two.
I was somewhat excited about the upcoming Japanese course, but nothing is going according to plan. It’s like that silly movie, The Social Network: too many chefs in this kitchen. I mean, it’s supposed to be raw and it’s still not ready. …ugh…so much drama in The Sushi Prepwork.
Ok, followers, I need to get out of here. I’ve ingested so much horror. Take it from me: stick to the jerky– it’s very easy to sneak into a movie.
Pants are The Tighter,