Category Archives: Jerky-Addicts Anonymous

SlantShack Jerky is a proud sponsor of the J.A.A. Our aim is to reduce stigma associated with jerky-related dependence and mental health problems.

SlantShack Jerky Research: Conducting Cross-Demographic Shelf-Life Studies

Over at the SlantShack, we’re obsessed with taste and quality. That’s why we cook jerky to order and try to deliver it to our customers as fresh as possible. At the same time, we are interested in discovering how long … Continue reading

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How to Make Beef Jerky at Home: Part 3 of 100 (Meat types)

This post goes back to the very first step of our initial post on making beef jerky at home (Part 1 of 100), which is buying beef. The thing is, you don’t even have to buy beef! Almost anything can … Continue reading

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How to Make Beef Jerky at Home: Part 2 of 100 (Marinade storage)

In our original post, we covered the homemade jerky process on a fairly high level. Here, we will delve a bit more deeply into step 5 of the original post. There are a surprising number of ways to effectively marinate … Continue reading

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Weekly Lap-Band Surgery Rate’s Triple as SlantShack Establishes Pity-Coupon Policy

Ronnie Fibriziano of Oyster Bay never liked jerky. But then again, he never had the chance. Not until he got fat. His is a story for the ages. He was raised by a single mother, Alma Fibriziano, a Long Island … Continue reading

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Fortunate British Soldiers Rationed Beef Jerky

The brave British soldiers on the front lines in Afghanistan just received an upgrade in their 12-hour ration packs. Our claims of beef jerky being a lightweight, nutritious, and of course delicious snacking option for those on the go are … Continue reading

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SlantShack’s COO Runs the NYC Marathon with a Little Help from Artisanal Beef Jerky

The New York City Marathon.  26.2 miles.  The Bronx; Brooklyn; Queens; Manhattan; and…ummm…oh right, Staten Island.  Some consider the NYC Marathon to be the Mount Everest of the common man.  So how does one conquer this Everest of blacktop and … Continue reading

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An Open Letter to the Person Recovering from Lap Band Surgery

Hi there. We tried to be subtle, but that didn’t work. My supervisor said I should just ignore your email, but I feel you deserve an explanation: A) we feel for you, appreciate your situation and don’t envy what you’ve … Continue reading

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